|Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating
and Coping with the Dark Side of the
Abergelauthor of Gay Stars and Work
Your StarsMost astrologers accentuate
the positive too much. Not Dixon-Cooper.
Funnier and franker than your best friend
after three drinks, she reveals the black
holes among the stars.
wickedly funny guide, professional
astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off
sugar-coated astrology in favor of
exploring the maladjusted side of the
universe. If you want the inside scoop,
the real deal, the lowdown on each sun
sign, then look no further.
It's time to
forget those traditional astrology books
where Sagittarians are gregarious,
Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans
are dreamers. Instead, enter a world
where Archers are loud-mouthed bores,
Goats are pompous social climbers, and
Fish are chronically helpless.
Dixon-Cooper debunks the myths, reveals
the flaws, and examines the dubious
virtues of each sun sign. Discover how to
use your own inner brat to outwit
bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and
win those endless games that lovers play.
Learn how to deal with those
dysfunctional people you encounter every
day, including how to:
contain a Ram's oversized ego calm a
raging Bull keep a fickle Twin faithful
Irreverent, biting, and laugh-out-loud
funny, Born on a Rotten Day
exaggerates the bad, exorcises the good,
and puts a new spin on the age-old
question -- what's your sign?